Week 6: My 5 year old daughter’s expert high school football picks

Addie prognosticating

Serious face, silly picks.

Did you pick the Timberline Blazers to upset the Lincoln Abes last week? No? Well five year old Addie and her foolproof system of picking local high school football games did. In fact she went 7-3 last week and is now 24-15 overall this season. Pretty darn good if I do say so myself. This week, her 2 1/2 year old sister, Rory, is right there once again with her own method of picking and possibly distracting.

Here are all of tonight’s games on the schedule, complete with radio information and my girl’s expert picks…

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Tumwater T-Birds vs. Bellarmine Lions
Tumwater Stadium – 7:00 PM – Radio: KGY

Addie’s pick: Lions
Rory’s pick: Lions
“Since Lions are carnivores, I think they are going to eat them.” – Addie
“LIONS, LIONS, GO GO GO! LIONS EAT THEM! YUM YUM YUM, CHOOOOMP!” – Rory


Olympia Bears @ Central Kitsap Cougars

Silverdale Stadium – 7:30 PM – Radio: KITZ

Addie’s pick: Cougars
Rory’s pick: Bears
“I think the Cougars will pounce on the Bears. They’re gonna scratch them real hard.” – Addie
“I think they are just gonna scraaaatch, scratch the cheetah.” – Rory


Black Hills Wolves @ WF West Bearcats

Bearcat Stadium, Chehalis – 7:00 PM – Radio: KELA

Addie’s pick: Wolves
Rory’s pick: Bearcats
“The Wolves are gonna call a bigger team that they have. Then they’re gonna run in and bite the Bearcats when they aren’t looking. If one of the Bearcats is trying to get the Wolves, another Wolf will sneak up and bite off its tail.” – Addie
“They are gonna eat them again.” – Rory


Tenino Beavers vs. LaCenter Wildcats

Tenino Stadium – 7:00 PM

Addie’s pick: Wildcats
Rory’s pick: Wildcats
“The Wildcat is gonna be out of control and will accidentally bomp into the Beaver and throw him into the lake.” – Addie
“I think they are gonna fall into the lake.” – Rory
“That’s the same reason as mine!” – Addie


Timberline Blazers vs. Foss Falcons

South Sound Stadium – 7:00 PM

Addie’s pick: Falcons
Rory’s pick: Blazers
“Since they are going to fly over the Blazer, he will spot the Blazer and fly down to the Blazer and the Blazer is gonna run away.” – Addie
“The Blazers and the Falcons, I think, they are gonna just bump into each other.” – Rory


North Thurston Rams @ Capital Cougars

Ingersoll Stadium – 7:00 PM – Radio: Eli Sports Network

Addie’s pick: Cougars
Rory’s pick: Rams
“Cougars are carnivores, so instead of just bucking in, a Cougar is going to jump up on to that because I saw a video of it and it was doing the same thing to a buffalo.” – Addie
“I think they are going to poke them in the neck!” – Rory


Yelm Tornadoes @ South Kitsap Wolves

Knowles Field, Port Orchard – 7:00 PM

Addie’s pick: Tornadoes
Rory’s pick: Wolves
“The Tornadoes are gonna pick up the Wolves and the Wolves will go AAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…” – Addie
“The Wolves are gonna whack them with their tails!” – Rory
“How is that going to work against a Tornado?” – Addie


Rainier Mountaineers vs. Forks Spartans

Rainier HS – 7:00 PM – Radio: 1490 Forks

Addie’s pick: Spartans
Rory’s pick: ??? (Not sure)
“Because they are gonna take swords and when the Mountaineer is passing, they are gonna stab them with their swords.” – Addie
“I think they are gonna just booooooooooooooooooooomp, mmmmmmmmmmmmm, booooooooomp.” – Rory


Shelton Highclimbers vs. Lincoln Abes

Highclimbers Stadium – 7:00 PM – Radio: KMAS

Addie’s pick: Abes
Rory’s pick: Abes
“I think the Lincolns are just gonna blow bubbles” – Rory
“I only have one thing to say: Rory, how is blowing bubbles gonna work?” – Addie
“Just blowing…Pffffttttttttttttt….” – Rory
“Ohhhhh, I have no idea how that is going to work!” – Addie
“They are gonna go yell at the Highclimbers.” – Addie
“How is that going to beat the Highclimbers? I think that would just make them mad.” – Me
“He’s the president, so you can’t kill the President. He might yell, get down from that high tree!” – Addie
“Pfffffftttttttttt….bleeber bleeber bleeber.” – Rory

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Posted on October 11, 2013, in Black Hills HS, Capital HS, Football, High school, North Thurston HS, Northwest Christian HS, Olympia HS, Rainier HS, Shelton HS, Tenino HS, Timberline HS, Tumwater HS, Uncategorized, Yelm HS. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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