Week 5: My Girls’ Expert High School Football Picks
My three year old daughter struggled to a 3-6 record last week and now sits at 15-14 for the season. She makes her picks, in pretty epic fashion if you ask me, today without her sister.
Here is the full schedule of football games today with radio information and of course Rory’s expert picks…
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Tumwater T-Birds @ Columbia River Chieftains
Chieftains Stadium, Vancouver – 7:00 PM – Webcast: Eli Sports
Rory’s pick: Chieftains – “They will try to shoot them with their bows and arrow. The T-Birds will say ‘hayahayahayahaya ahhhhhh’ and they will fly away.”
Olympia Bears @ Issaquah Eagles
Issaquah HS – 7:00 PM
Rory’s pick: Eagles – “The Eagles would jump up and eat them up up up the other team up up up. Actually they would eat a bone and go ‘gwomp gwomp gowmp’ and then they would be all done and would go ‘ohhh, we’re all done’ and the Eagle would go ‘ah’ and they would win. Actually the Bears would go all the way on that roof and dance with a piano. And the Eagles would win and they would sing ‘they are on their way to….we are on our way to Disneyland.”
River Ridge Hawks @ White River Hornets
White River HS – 7:00 PM
Rory’s pick: Hawks – “The Hawks would go ‘PFFFFT – I’m OVER HERE’ and the other team would go ‘Mah’ and would go all the way up on an airplane and go ‘ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh’ and would be scared to get down. And they would fly to California and the bluebirds would be in there going ‘poo poo booo poooo boo’ and the 7D would be going ‘bing bong bing bong, bing bing bing goo’ and then they would eat dinner with somebody. They would eat burritos with Sleepy and Dopey and Dopey would jump off and eat Fluffy’s burrito.”
Rainier Mountaineers vs. North Beach Hyaks
Rainier HS – 7:00 PM
Rory’s pick: Hyaks – “They would blow away them and the Mountaineers would go ‘ahhhh poo poo!'”
Capital Cougars vs. Central Kitsap Cougars
Ingersoll Stadium – 7:00 PM
Rory’s pick: Tie – “They would go ahhhhh and the babies would wrestle and the mommies would wrestle and the daddies would wrestle.”
Timberline Blazers vs. Bellarmine Lions
South Sound Stadium – 7:00 PM
Rory’s pick: Lions – “They would jump up and EAT THEM!”
Tenino Beavers @ Forks Spartans
Forks HS – 7:00 PM – Radio: Forks 1490
Rory’s pick: Beavers – “They would go up to a tree and the Spartans would be standing in front of the tree and then the tree would go right down on top of the Spartans.”
Rochester Warriors @ Aberdeen Bobcats
Stewart Field, Aberdeen – 7:00 PM
Rory’s pick: Bobcats – “They would jump up and eat them and go ‘grrrrrrr….chomp chomp chomp chomp’ and the baby Bobcat would eat a baby Warrior.”
Black Hills Wolves vs. WF West Bearcats
Tumwater Stadium – 7:00 PM – Radio: KELA
Rory’s pick: Bearcats – “They would eat them eat them eat them eat them all up. The Bearcats would be as big as that school bus and they would kills the little tiny Wolves by shaking their tail and they would go ‘ahhhhhhhh…POOPY FACE’ and then run away.”
Yelm Tornadoes @ Stadium Tigers
Stadium Bowl, Tacoma – 7:00 PM
Rory’s pick: Tornadoes – “The Tiger would swirl in the Tornado and they would go ‘HOLY MACKEREL, CHEESE AND CRACKERS!’ and then they would go to a different city. They would go to Kansas City.”
Shelton Highclimbers vs. Wilson Rams
Highclimbers Stadium – 7:00 PM – Radio: 1030 AM and 92.9 FM KMAS
Rory’s pick: Highclimbers – “They would punch the Ram and he would cry, cry, cry, cry. But the other team would go ‘WHERE’S MY BURRITO, WHERE’S MY BURRITO’ because the Rams took the other team’s burrito because they would go ‘haba haba hopscotch, haba haba hopscotch’ and then the donkey would come and give them another burrito. And then the 7D would come. Sleepy would just sleep on the roof.”
Posted on October 3, 2014, in Black Hills HS, Capital HS, High school, Olympia HS, Rainier HS, River Ridge HS, Rochester HS, Shelton HS, Tenino HS, Timberline HS, Tumwater HS, Yelm HS. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.
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