Week 1: My Girls’ Expert High School Football Picks
It is once again time for my favorite time of the year. Not the high school football season, though it does play a part in it. No, it’s when my daughter’s use their expert analytical skills to pick the local high school games each week. This year, my girls are six and three years-old making their insight into these games even more rock solid.
So without further delay, here is the full schedule of high school football games complete with broadcast information and my girls expert picks.
Black Hills Wolves @ Montesano Bulldogs
Rottle Field, Montesano – 7:00 PM – Radio: KXRO
Addie’s pick: Wolves – “The Wolves will eat the Bulldogs. Because they are hungry Wolves!”
Rory’s pick: Wolves – “The Wolves would eat a pig! No, they would eat the Bulldog!
Capital Cougars @ Tumwater T-Birds
Tumwater Stadium – 7:00 PM – Webcast: ESN
Addie’s pick: Cougars – “The Cougars will pounce up, grab and eat them.”
Rory’s pick: T-Birds – “They would chirp at the other birds.”
North Thurston Rams vs. Timberline Blazers
South Sound Stadium – 7:00 PM – Webcast: ESN
Addie’s pick: Rams – “When the Blazers are trying to cut down a tree, one Ram will come and use his horns and pick him up and another Ram will come and knock down the tree with his horns.
Rory’s pick: Blazers – “Because….actually I’ll take the other birds. No, the Rams will eat the Blazers. Hmmmm….maybe I’ll pick the other birds.”
Olympia Bears vs. Ferris Saxons
Ingersoll Stadium – 7:00 PM
Addie’s pick: Saxons – “The Saxons will play their saxophones and put the Bears to sleep.”
Rory’s pick: Bears – “The Bears will jump out and get them.”
Rainier Mountaineers @ South Bend Indians
South Bend HS – 7:00 PM
Addie’s pick: Indians – “When the Mountaineers throw snowballs and ice things at them, the Indians will use their Indian swords, guns and shields to knock down the ice and cut their snowballs and then they go forward and say ‘oops we just knocked down your ice with our shields and swords'”
Rory’s pick: Mountaineers – “Because they will go chop chop chop chop chop chop and then go eat them! And then they’ll go TOUCAN! TOUCAN! TOUCAN! and scare them away.
River Ridge Hawks @ Aberdeen Bobcats
Stewart Field, Aberdeen – 7:00 PM
Addie’s pick: Bobcats – “Because the lady Bobcats will stand behind on rocks and the men will stand on the ground and the men will pounce on the Hawks and the girls will jump down on top of them and they will scrape them.”
Rory’s pick: Bobcats – “Because they will eat them!”
Rochester Warriors @ Centralia Tigers
Tiger Stadium, Centralia – 7:00 PM – Radio: KELA
Addie’s pick: Warriors – “Because they will shoot them.”
Rory’s pick: Tigers – “Because they will jump down and eat them!”
Shelton Highclimbers vs. North Mason Bulldogs
Highclimbers Stadium – 7:00 PM – Radio: KMAS – 1030 AM and 92.9 FM
Addie’s pick: Highclimbers – “Because they will climb up and throw down their weapons on the Bulldogs.”
Rory’s pick: Bulldogs – “Because they will headbutt them down.”
Tenino Beavers @ Charles Wright Tarriers
Charles Wright Academy, University Place – 7:00 PM
Addie’s pick: Beavers – “The Beavers will run off and chop a tree and it will land in the goal and the Beavers will keep doing it until they have 500 goals.”
Rory’s pick: Beavers – “Because they will chew down a tree on top of them like rrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrr. They will gulp out their knees. Yep, my team will gulp out their knees. Gulp out the other team’s knees.”
Yelm Tornadoes vs. Steilacoom Sentinels
Yelm Tornadoes Stadium – 7:00 PM
Addie’s pick: Tornadoes – “They will blow their wind in and suck up them and will spiiiiiinnnn until they chew them while they are spinning.”
Rorry’s pick: Tornadoes – “The Tornadoes because the will spin around and kick them and go wrooollooo wrooollloooo wroooo.”
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