Week 8: My 5 Year Old Daughter’s Expert High School Football Picks
However, her 2 1/2 year old sister, Rory, went 8-1 last week, her only blemish coming because she picked the T-Birds of Mount Tahoma to beat Timberline after picking the T-Birds of Tumwater to beat Centralia. Sold work, Rory, solid work.
Here is the full week 8 schedule complete with radio information, ScoreCzar’s computer predictions and of course, Addie and Rory’s expert picks…
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Tumwater T-Birds vs. River Ridge Hawks
Tumwater Stadium – 7:00 PM – Radio: Eli Sports
ScoreCzar prediction: Tumwater 31, River Ridge 6
Rory’s pick: T-Birds
Addie’s pick: T-Birds
“T-BIRDS, T-BIRDS WHACK ‘EM WITH YOUR HEADS!” – Rory
“Since the T-Birds are bigger, one is going to *burp* is going to…excuse me…is going to come crashing as fast as it can and swallow the Hawk whole without even chewing it.” – Addie
Timberline Blazers vs. North Thurston Rams
South Sound Stadium – 7:00 PM
ScoreCzar prediction: Timberline 27, North Thurston 10
Rory’s pick: Rams
Addie’s pick: Rams
“GO T-BIRDS GO, GO T-BIRDS GO….I want to sing the song….GO RAMS GO, DON’T LET THEM MURDER YOU SO SO SO!” – Rory
“GOOOO RAMS, GOOOO RAMS, GO RAMS AND BUCK ‘EM, SO SO SO!” – Addie
Capital Cougars vs. WF West Bearcats
Ingersoll Stadium – 7:00 PM – Radio: KELA or KGY
ScoreCzar prediction: WF West 32, Capital 18
Rory’s pick: Bearcats
Addie’s pick: Bearcats
“I want to sing the song dada…GO BEARCATS GO, GO BEARCATS GO! GOODBYE!” – Rory
“One of the Bearcats is going to sneak up on the Cougar and is gonna scare them and roar as loud as they can roar and the other team is going to run away.” – Addie
Rochester Warriors vs. Stevenson Bulldogs
Rochester HS Stadium – 7:00 PM
ScoreCzar prediction: Rochester 30, Stevenson 13
Rory’s pick: Bulldogs
Addie’s pick: Warriors
“BULLDOGS, BULLDOGS GO GO GO! DON’T LET THE SONG BEGIN!” – Rory
“The Warriors are going to put their sword, the Warriors are going to sta…the Warriors are going to say ‘BACK’ and the dogs are going to run away.” – Addie
“I like how non-violent that one ended up.” – Me
Tenino Beavers vs. Hoquiam Grizzlies
Tenino Stadium – 7:00 PM – Radio: KXRO
ScoreCzar prediction: Tenino 27, Hoquiam 10
Rory’s pick: Grizzlies
Addie’s pick: Grizzlies
“I love Grizzlies. I want to sing a song…GO GRIZZLIES GO, EAT THEM UP AND DON’T LET THE SONG BEGIN. GOODBYE!” – Rory
“Because they are going to eat th…daddy, don’t talk with your mouth full…because they are going to eat the Beavers. And then they are going to spit them out. It’s going to be in the wild. But it might land in somebodies face during the game.” – Addie
Black Hills Wolves @ Centralia Tigers
Tiger Stadium, Centralia – 7:00 PM – Radio: Eli Sports
ScoreCzar prediction: Black Hills 31, Centralia 17
Rory’s picK: Tigers
Addie’s pick: Wolves
“Because I think…I want to sing a song. TIGERS GO GO GO, DON’T LET THE SONG BEGIN! GOODBYE!” – Rory
“Because if they are going to do it at night, the Wolves are going to howl extra loud and the Tigers are going to run away.” – Addie
Olympia Bears @ Bellarmine Lions
Memorial Stadium, Tacoma – 7:00 PM – Radio: KITZ
ScoreCzar prediction: Bellarmine 24, Olympia 15
Rory’s pick: Lions
Addie’s pick: Lions
“Is a lion a carnivore? I want to sing a song. GO LIONS GO! GOODBYE!” – Rory
“When one of the Lions is wrestling with one of the Bears, one of the Lions is going to sneak his claw and scratch the Bear.” – Addie
Yelm Tornadoes @ Gig Harbor Tides
Roy Anderson Field, Gig Harbor – 7:00 PM – KGHP
ScoreCzar prediction: Gig Harbor 29, Yelm 8
Rory’s pick: Tides
Addie’s pick: Tornadoes
“I want to sing a song…GO TIDES GO, DON’T LET THE SONG BEGIN IN THE SONG! AND THAT’S ALL, GOODBYE!” – Rory
“When the Tornado goes into the water, it’s going to spin all the water up and then it’s going to spit it back out.” – Addie
Rainier Mountaineers vs. Montesano Bulldogs
Rainier HS Stadium – 7:00 PM
ScoreCzar prediction: Montesano 28, Rainier 8
Rory’s pick: Bulldogs
Addie’s pick: Mountaineers
“I want to sing a song. GO BULLDOGS GO, GO BULLDOGS GO! DON’T LET THE SONG BEGIN! GOODBYE!” – Rory
“I think the Mountaineers are going to set a trap for the bulldogs, a cage and use raw fish for bait, and they will trap the Bulldogs.” – Addie
Shelton Highclimbers vs. Mount Tahoma T-Birds
Highclimbers Stadium – 7:00 PM – Radio: KMAS
ScoreCzar prediction: Shelton 29, Mount Tahoma 0
Rory’s pick: T-Birds
Addie’s pick: T-Birds
“I want to sing the song. T-BIRDS, WHACK ‘EM WITH YOUR HAIR!” – Rory
“Techincally T-Birds have feathers.” – Mommy
“Oh, but I want them to have hair.” – Rory
“Because one of the T-Birds is going to swoop down and grab one of the Highclimbers and the Highclimber is going say ‘put me down, put me down!’ Then when the T-Bird is over the water, he’s going to answer the question and drop him in the water.” – Addie
“You TOLD ME to put you down!” – Me
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