Week 5: My 5 year old daughter’s expert high school football picks


Addie, scouting her picks

Addie is back! Two weeks ago she went 6-4 and is now 17-12 overall for the season. Not too shabby. Let’s see you do better with your statistical analysis and logic and whatnot. This week, her 2 1/2 year old sister Rory takes a much bigger role in the predictions providing her own unique insight into almost every game. Take it to the bank!

Here is the complete schedule complete with radio information and Addie and Rory’s expert predictions…


Tumwater T-Birds @ WF West
Bearcat Stadium, Chehalis – 7:00 PM – Radio: KELA and KGY

Rory’s pick: Bearcats
Addies’s pick: Bearcats
“I think they are going to eat them! Eat them eat them eat them.” – Rory
“I’ll take the Bearcats too for the same reason!” – Addie

North Thurston Rams @ Wilson Rams

Stadium Bowl, Tacoma – 7:00 PM

Rory’s pick: Rams! Them Rams! NORTH THURSTON RAMS!
Addie’s pick: The Rams….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….North Thurston.
“I can’t stop laughing! When they are bucking, the Rams are going to jump on the backs of the other Rams.” – Addie

River Ridge Hawks @ Black Hills Wolves

Tumwater Stadium – 7:00 PM

Rory’s pick: Hawks
Addie’s pick: Wolves
“I think they are just going to buck them.” – Rory
“Buck them in the butt? I don’t know about you, but I think that when they come to buck them in the butt another wolf is going to come and eat the hawk.” – Addie

Rochester Warriors @ Elma Eagles

Davis Field, Elma – 7:00 PM

Rory’s pick: Eagles
Addie’s pick: Warriors
“I think they are gonna just fly around.” – Rory
“How is that gonna makes them win, Rory? If one of the Warriors boss yells ‘fire’, I think one of the Warriors would just shoot them with their gun.” – Addie

Yelm Tornadoes vs. Central Kitsap Cougars

Tornadoes Stadium – 7:00 PM

Addie’s pick: Tornadoes
“The Tornadoes are gonna go right where the Cougar is standing and eating a wolf that is eating a bat and the Tornado is going to come and pick up the Cougar and spin it all around and around and around.” – Addie
“Did I hear that right? The Cougar is eating a wolf that is eating a bat?” – Me
“Hahahahaha…The Cougar is eating a wolf that is eating a bat!” – Addie

Rainier Mountaineers @ Tenino Beavers

Tenino Stadium – 7:00 PM

Rory’s pick: BEAVERS! BEAVERS!
Addie’s pick: Beavers
“They are gonna whack ’em with their tail! ♫ BEAVERS BEAVERS, WHACK ‘EM WITH YOUR TAIL! ♫” – Rory
“The Beavers are going to win EVERY time.” – Mommy

Timberline Blazers @ Lincoln Abes

Lincoln Bowl, Tacoma – 7:00 PM

Rory’s pick: Abes
Addie’s pick: Blazers
“I think they will crawl around.” – Rory
“Are Abes carnivores?” – Addie
*about a minute of laughing*
“Yeah, he was a carnivore. Actually, probably an omnivore.” – Me
“What’s an omnivore?” – Addie
“They eat meat and vegetables.” – Me
“What do Blazers do? That’s my question.” – Addie
“They chop down trees.” – Me
“If the Abe doesn’t see the guy in the tree, the guy might cut the tree down and squish the Abe.” – Addie
“That kind of already happened….way back in history. Don’t worry about it.” – Me

Capital Cougars vs. Centralia Tigers

Ingersoll Stadium – 7:00 PM – Radio: Eli Sports Network

Rory’s pick: “Tigers, tigers, tigers, tigers, tigers! Go Go Go! Goodbye!”
Addie’s pick: Cougars
“Rory, why do you think the Tigers would win?” – Me
“NO! I was singing a song!” – Rory
“The Cougars are gonna pounce on the other team and bite off the other team’s legs.” – Addie

Shelton Highclimbers @ Foss Falcons

Mount Tahoma Stadium, Tacoma – 7:00 PM – Radio: 1030 AM KMAS

Rory’s pick: Falcons
Addie’s pick: Falcons
“They are going to just eat them, eat them.” – Rory
“Are Falcons carnivores? I ask that for just about every one that is a animal. The Falcons will use their beak and push the Highclimbers out of the tree.” – Addie

Olympia Bears vs. South Kitsap Wolves

Ingersoll Stadium – Saturday, 3:00 PM – Radio: KGY

Addie’s pick: Bears
“Actually, why I think they would win is because they would both wrestle and the Bear would sneak his claw and scratch the Wolves.”

Posted on October 4, 2013, in Black Hills HS, Capital HS, Football, High school, North Thurston HS, Olympia HS, Rainier HS, River Ridge HS, Rochester HS, Shelton HS, Tenino HS, Timberline HS, Tumwater HS, Yelm HS. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. The Oly game is shown as starting at 7:00 in this email and 3:00 on the blog. The 3:00 time is correct


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