Week 3: My 5 year old daughter’s expert high school football picks


Addie, scouting her picks

Kind of a rough week two for Addie as she went just 5-4 and is now 11-8 for the season. But that doesn’t deter her or her crack scientific system of prognostication. Nope, she just buckles down and, with the help of her little sister, gets right back on the horse. Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose!

Here is the entire week two high school football schedule, complete with radio information and Addie’s expert picks…


Tumwater T-Birds @ Inglemoor Vikings
Pop Keeney Stadium, Bothell – 7:00 PM

Addie’s pick: Vikings
Rory’s pick: T-Birds
“Since the Vikings have swords, I think they will stab the other team.” – Addie
“Because, they are gonna, um, headbut them!” – Rory, 2 1/2

North Thurston Rams @ Foss Falcons

Mount Tahoma Stadium, Tacoma – 7:00 PM

Addie’s pick: Falcons
Rory’s pick: Rams
“When they are running towards the other team, one of them is going to come down and is gonna grab the fur and is just going to pull the Ram straight up and the Ram will go WOOOO.” – Addie
“Because they are going to do that,” windmills her arms. “They’ll buck into ’em” – Rory

Timberline Blazers @ Olympia Bears

Ingersoll Stadium – 7:00 PM – Radio: 1240 AM KGY

Addie’s pick: Blazers
Rory’s pick: Bears
“They are going to cut down the tree right on the Bear’s head.” – Addie
“Because they are going to kill them. The girls are going to whack ’em. With the rocks.” – Rory

River Ridge Hawks @ Ridgefield Spudders

Ridgefield Stadium – 7:00 PM

Addie’s pick: Hawks
“Since last time I said they were going to throw potatoes at them, Now I think the Hawks will, when they are throwing them at them, they will put their beaks out and stab the potatoes and squish them.”

Rainier Mountaineers @ Rochester Warriors

Rochester HS – 7:00 PM

Addie’s pick: Warriors
“They are gonna be on stilts with metal bottoms and they are going to squish the other team.” (???)

Yelm Tornadoes vs. Stadium Tigers

Tornadoes Stadium – 7:00 PM

Addie’s pick: Tornadoes
“Since Tigers are attached to the ground, the Tornadoes are going to come right on the Tiger and spin them up and throw them on the ground when they get to the top.”

Black Hills Wolves vs. Bainbridge Spartans

Tumwater Stadium – 7:00 PM – Radio: Eli Sports Network

Addie’s pick: Spartans
“The Spartans are going to shoot the Wolves.”

Capital Cougars @ Bothell Cougars

Pop Keeney Stadium, Bothell – Saturday, 7:00 PM

Addie’s pick: “I DO NOT have an answer….Capital”
Rory’s pick: Capital
“Since they are both cougars, one of the Cougars will keep their mouth open wide like in the morning and the other Cougar will run straight into their mouth.” – Addie
“They will whack them, with their tails” – Rory

Tenino Beavers @ Elma Eagles

Davis Field, Elma – 7:00 PM

Addie’s pick: Eagles
Rory’s pick: “Beavers, Beavers whack them with your tail.”
“Since Eagles are carnivores, I think that the Eagles will eat the Beavers.” – Addie

Shelton Highclimbers @ Wilson Rams

Stadium Bowl, Tacoma – 7:00 PM – Radio: 1030 AM KMAS

Addie’s pick: Rams
Rory’s pick: “Beavers, Beavers bucka…..bye…I said bye when I singed the song!”
“They are going to come bucking into the other team, buck buck buck!” – Addie

Posted on September 20, 2013, in Black Hills HS, Capital HS, Football, High school, North Thurston HS, Olympia HS, Rainier HS, River Ridge HS, Rochester HS, Shelton HS, Tenino HS, Timberline HS, Tumwater HS, Yelm HS. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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