Week 2: My 5 year old daughter’s expert high school football picks

Addie prognosticating

Addie uses her serious face to pick these games.

In week one, my five year old daughter went 6-4 in picking local high school football games using her super secret, proprietary prognosticating system that you can’t even hope to understand. And she is back once again this week to give you the most well reasoned picks you will find anywhere on the internet.

Here is the entire week two high school football schedule, complete with radio information and Addie’s expert picks…

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Tumwater T-Birds @ Timberline Blazers
South Sound Stadium – 7:00 PM – Radio: Eli Sports Network

Addie’s pick: Blazers
Rory’s pick: Blazers
“They will win! They will poke them in the face!” – Rory, 2 1/2


North Thurston Rams @ Black Hills Wolves

Tumwater Stadium – 7:00 PM

Addie’s pick: Rams
Rory’s pick: Wolves
“They are going to come bucking into the other team, buck buck ba-duck buck buck.” – Addie
“They are going to eat them.” – Rory


Capital Cougars @ Olympia Bears

Ingersoll Stadium – 7:30 PM – Radio: 1240 AM KGY

Addie’s pick: Cougars
“They’re going to pounce on the Bear and kill it. Cougars are kind of fast.”


Rochester Warriors @ RA Long Lumberjacks

Longview Memorial Stadium – 7:00 PM

Addie’s pick: Lumberjacks
“They are going to cut down a tree right on top of one of the Warriors heads.”


Yelm Tornadoes @ Olympic Trojans

Silverdale Stadium – 5:00 PM

Addie’s pick: Tornadoes
“They are going to pick up the other guys and they are going to throw them out and spin them around.”


Rainier Mountaineers vs. Mossyrock Vikings

Rainier HS – 7:00 PM

Addie’s pick: Vikings
“They are going to come and stab the Mountaineers right in the back as they are trying to climb a mountain. Also, they have dragons. Dragon fire, I bet.”


Tenino Beavers @ Washougal Panthers

Fishback Stadium, Washougal – 7:00 PM

Addie’s pick: Panthers
“Are Panthers carnivores?”
“Yes they are.” – Me
“Since Panthers are carnivores, I think that they will eat the Beavers.”


River Ridge Hawks @ Sequim Wolves

Sequim HS – 7:00 PM – Radio: KONP

Addie’s pick: Wolves
Rory’s pick: “Wolves, Wolves Wolves….Wolves, Wolves, Wolves!”
“When the Hawks are on the ground looking for worms, the Wolves are going to bite off their tails. Or their foot.” – Addie
“Like, bite bite bite bite bite.” – Rory


Shelton Highclimbers vs. North Mason Bulldogs

Highclimber Stadium – 7:00 PM – Radio: 1030 AM KMAS

Addie’s pick: Bulldogs
Rory’s pick: Bulldogs

“I think they will run and scratch the Highclimbers. They will chase them into a tree an not let them down.” – Addie
“I think they will poke them in the face. Or the stomach!” – Rory

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Posted on September 13, 2013, in Black Hills HS, Capital HS, Football, High school, North Thurston HS, Olympia HS, Rainier HS, River Ridge HS, Rochester HS, Shelton HS, Tenino HS, Timberline HS, Tumwater HS, Uncategorized, Yelm HS. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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