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The last time my girls picked games, they both went 5-6 bringing their season records to 16-13 (Addie, 7) and 14-15 (Rory, 4). Not too bad, I suppose. But they are back with a vengeance today getting you ready for a big week six of the high school football season.

Here is the full schedule for Friday and Saturday complete with broadcast info and my girls expert predictions.

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Black Hills Wolves vs. Port Angeles Roughriders
Tumwater Stadium – 7:00 PM | Radio: KONP

Addie: Wolves – “They will find a razor and they will shave the horse then shave the guy and shave the guy’s clothes and then shave the guy’s hair off and then when they go home everyone will say ‘OH NO, ALL OF OUR GUYS ARE NAKED AND BALD!'”
Rory: Wolves – “Maybe they can eat their underpants and eat their hats and eat their everything and their sunglasses and then they will go up and go back and then their boss will say ‘UH OH, YOU’RE NAKED,’ and then they would just run RAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAW all around their house.”

Capital Cougars vs. Wilson Rams
Ingersoll Stadium – 7:00 PM | TV: Root Sports

Addie: Cougars – “They can walk to the Rams and get right in front of them and say ‘Hey, listen up for a second….LET IT GO, LET IT GO!’ and the Rams will think it is so annoying that they will try covering their ears but then it doesn’t work so they run away.”
Rory: Cougars – “They can just have a fun time with a floaty and they can go in the water and then they can sing Else song because it is an Elsa can and it can crawl crawl crawl and then sing Let It Go.”

North Thurston Rams vs. Lincoln Abes
South Sound Stadium – 7:00 PM | Webcast: Eli Sports

Addie: Abes – “They can get all the presidents together and take off all their ties and shirts and then the presidents and their families can do KARATE! They will win because they can do KARATE! and HAT WHOMPING!”
Rory: Rams – “When the Lincoln’s go into the Rams, the Rams will take them down a waterfall.”

Olympia Bears @ Stadium Tigers
Stadium Bowl, Tacoma – 7:00 PM

Addie: Bears – “The Bears, since they are brown, they can hide, like in a tree and when the Tiger comes looking for them, they can pounce on the Tiger.”
Rory: Tigers – “They can jump on the Bears. They can run and run and run and scrape scrape the Bears.”

River Ridge Hawks @ Washington Patriots
Franklin Pierce Stadium, Tacoma – 7:00 PM

Addie: Hawks – “So, I have said this before, but I still can use it again because it makes sense. Maybe they can like, go down and tear off their clothes so when they come back and say that they failed, the lead one will say ‘You’re naked, go and change’ and then they will be so ashamed that they will hide in their bedrooms for a looooong time.”
Rory: Patriots – “They will shoot them.” (I tried to convince her to not use a shooting reason)

Rochester Warriors @ Eatonville Cruisers
Eatonville HS – 7:00 PM

Addie: Warriors – “They can get swim gear and swim down to the ship and take their gun and shoot the bottom of the ship and the water will come sprouting in really quickly and it would throw somebody up to the top of the ship and they would swim away and then everybody would be like, ‘wait for me’ and everyone else in the ship will jump out including the driver and then the ship will sink.”
Rory: Cruisers – “They can get on the deck and hit them off of the ship and they would go underwater and they would give some of the other families floaties and some of them would be saved but the others would bonk their heads on the boat.”

Note: We had a hard time defining Cruisers so they chose to go with a Navy Cruiser in this case.

Shelton Highclimbers vs. Central Kitsap Cougars
Highclimbers Stadium – 7:00 PM | Radio: KMAS

Addie: Highclimbers – “Maybe they have Elsa on their team and Elsa can use her magic to freeze a Cougars but just keep their head sticking out and they will go ‘LET IT GO!’ and then the boys will sing ‘LET IT GO, LET IT GO’ and they will try to cover their ears but then Olaf comes down the hill in a big snowball and he pushes all of the Bobcats away.”
Rory: Highclimbers – “I say the same thing.”

Tenino Beavers @ Aberdeen Bobcats
Stewart Field, Aberdeen – 7:00 PM

Addie: Beavers – “First they trap the Bobcats by making a log house with a door and then it will use it’s teeth to go RRRRR, RRRRRR and get all the hair off the Bobcat and then the Bobcat will go MEOW! and then will run straight through the wood and get a ton of splinters and go home and get all of the wood out one at a time.”
Rory: Beavers – “They can chew down a tree and it will fall down on the Bobcats. And it will squish the skin off of it. Then they can chew on them.”

Tumwater T-Birds @ Centralia Tigers
Tiger Stadium, Centralia – 7:00 PM | Radio: KELA

Addie: T-Birds – “When the Tigers are not looking, the T-Birds can like, get a flock and they will all split into groups and will take on one Tiger. And when the Tiger is not looking, they will all go CAW-CAW!!! and then they will just go *ping* and start poking the Tigers.”
Rory: T-Birds – “They can zoom down, and hide in a tree and then they call their flock and when a Tiger comes under them they swoop down and grab the tail of the Tiger and pull them up into the tree and then all of them would push them down.”

Yelm Tornadoes @ Evergreen Plainsmen
McKenzie Stadium, Vancouver – 7:00 PM

Addie: Tornadoes – “When the Plainsmen see the Tornado, they run but then they have a lot of sheep or other animals so they don’t make it down to the storm cellar so the Tornado comes and says ‘EAT YOU I WILL’ and then the Tornado sucks them up and goes ‘BURP, EXCUSE ME.'”
Rory: Tornadoes – “They can swoop up the Plainsemen.”

Rainier Mountaineers @ Tacoma Baptist Crusaders
Viking Stadium, University Place – Saturday, 7:00 PM

Addie: Mountaineers – “Maybe they are hiding behind a snow fort and the Crusaders can’t get it so the Mountaineers start throwing a ton of snowballs.”
Rory: Crusaders – “They can pew pew, they can do karate.”